- The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5′ 10″, with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds.
- The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives.
- Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband.
A church secretary takes a call. The caller says ,”Is the head hog at the trough there?”
The secretary says, “Please Sir, do not refer to our pastor as the head hog at the trough. That is very insulting.”
“Oh, I’m very sorry. I meant nothing by that. It’s just a local phase we use in the part of the country I come from. The real reason I called was to donate $50,000.00 to your building fund.”