A new golf book is coming out soon called “Golf Tips for the Chronic Golfer”. Here are some sample chapter titles:
Special thanks goes to dailycleanjokes.com visitor Jeanne Nott for another golf joke!
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and can hardly speak. His voice is scratchy and sore.
The doctor asks what happened and the guy scratches out an explanation.
“Well, doc, I was playing golf and I hit a ball into the middle of a field. I walked over and there was a woman there looking for her ball, too, looking around in the dirt.
Morris had been playing golf for years and he had the finest golfing equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.
As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new ball into the woods. On the second hole, he drove another new ball into a lake. On the third, he lost a new ball in another part of the woods.