A new golf book is coming out soon called “Golf Tips for the Chronic Golfer”. Here are some sample chapter titles:
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
“I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said, “and this is going to cost you five grand!”
“I’m sorry, I’m really sorry,” the concerned golfer replied. “But I did yell ‘fore’.”
“I’ll take it,” the attorney said.
The bride came down the aisle, and when she reached the altar the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs by his side.
She stared at the clubs and said, “Dear, what are your golf clubs doing here?”
The groom put on his most innocent look and said, “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?”
- Motorola puts a GPS golf caddie on your wrist (gigaom.com)