Eating Healthy

Healthy Breakfast (Photo credit: SummerTomato)Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, bachelor John declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice.

But after eating his first bowl, he told his married sister, “I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It goes down real
rough.”

“Well,” she asked, “how long did you cook it?”

“You’re supposed to cook it?”

Driving Phobia

I Need a Doctor (Photo credit: Wikipedia)A successful business man goes into the doctor to ask about some abnormal symptoms. The doctor asks him, “What problems are you experiencing?”

The business man tells the doctor, “I’m terrified of driving in dark places or with other people in the car.”

The doctor thinks for a minute then states, “That’s easy to solve. You have car-pool-tunnel syndrome.”

Most Dangerous Five Minutes of Your Life

The Arithmetic of Nurses (Photo credit: wgbhmorningstories)

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses’ break room saying: “Remember, the first five minutes of a human being’s life are the most dangerous.”

Underneath, a nurse had written: “The last five are pretty risky, too.”

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