Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.
“You are all part of our team now,” said the human resources representative during the welcoming briefing. “You will receive all of the usual benefits, and we must ask that you go to the cafeteria for lunch. Please do not, I repeat, please do not, eat any of the other employees.”
The cannibals promised they would not dine on employees.
One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it.
The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How come,” the supervisor inquired, “you didn’t say anything when you were overpaid?”
Unperturbed, the employee replied, “Well, I can overlook one mistake but not two in a row!”