The engineer raised his gun and fired at the moose. A puff of dust showed that the bullet landed 3 meters to the right of the moose.
A hunter on safari was walking through the jungle in Africa when he found a huge, dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it.
Amazed, he asked, “Did you kill that?”
“Yes,” the pygmy said proudly. “Why?”
The hunter asked, “How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?”
The pigmy said, “I killed it with my club.”
The astonished hunter asked, “How big is your club?”
- The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5′ 10″, with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds.
- The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives.
- Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband.