Most people don’t know that back in the year 1912, Hellmann’sÂ mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the TitanicÂ was carrying over 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled forÂ delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next portÂ of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
The first Sunday after my husband and I bought a new car, we parked it in the last row of the church lot, not wanting to be ostentatious.
While talking with friends after the service, my husband accidentally hit the panic button on his electronic key. Immediately our car’s horn blared and its lights flashed.
Watching my husband fumble with the button, his friend teased, “Wouldn’t it have been in better taste to just put a few lines in the church bulletin?”
Old “True” story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: “Hello, is this Tech Support?”
Tech: “Yes, it is. How may I help you?”
Caller: “The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?”
Tech: “I’m sorry, but did you say a cup holder?”
Caller: “Yes, it’s attached to the front of my computer.”