It’s Education Week at dailycleanjokes.com and we’ve saved the worst for last! This week, we’re giving a shout out to our noble educators, those teachers in the trenches. We’ll share our humorous anecdotes about students and classrooms and those funny misunderstandings that occur when learning isn’t quite going as planned. I really hope I haven’t offended any of you teachers out there. Please don’t make me write sentences!!!
Special thanks goes to dailycleanjokes.com visitor Jeanne Nott for this great joke!
Immediately he hears a voice right next to him say, “I am a 250 pound woman, who happens to possess a black belt in martial arts AND a blonde. The bartender is a muscular former Miss Colorado, and the bouncer is also a woman who weighs 500 pounds — all three of us are blondes. Do you still want to tell your joke?”
Two guys walk into a bar. One of them turns to the other and says…
“You’d think we would have learned to duck by now.”
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