Legal Battles

Lawyer Bashing Is Fun (Photo credit: rkrichardson)A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer‘s club by mistake.

The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

“It ain’t so bad,” one crook noted. “We got $25 between us.”

The boss screamed, “I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in!”

Respectable Judge

An American judge talking to a lawyer. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander.

“Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,” instructed the lawyer.

The witness hesitated. “But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear,” she protested.

“Then,” said the attorney, “just whisper them to the judge.”

Philosophy Major

“I’m a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about ┬ábeing unemployed.”

Lee in Way of the Dragon in 1972. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)Bruce Lee