Ready to retire?
Take this quiz to find out.
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree‘s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.