Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work.
They accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold.
“We’re from out-of-state,” said the prospective groom. “Can we get a license?”
The clerk replied, “No, but I can give you a three-day permit.”
- Ex-clerks accused of falsifying marriage licenses in Miami-Dade (miamiherald.com)