- Alabama: At Least We’re not Mississippi
- Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!
- Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
- Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing
- California: As Seen on TV
- Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
- Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
- Delaware: Please Call Before Visiting So We Can Make Room
- Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
- Georgia: We Put the “Fun” in Fundamentalist Extremism
A man was getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second guy showed up and asked if he could join him. The first hesitated, stating that he usually played alone but agreed to let the second man join him.
Since they were even after the first couple of holes, the second guy asked, “Hey, since we’re about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a hole?”