- Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
- Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
- Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.
- Stop off at another floor on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn’t started the paper yet either, you can both walk to McDonalds and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him.
A man took his girlfriend to her first college football game. They had really good seats, right above their team’s bench. As the game progressed, he tried to explain to her the different terminology and what was going on in the game, but she didn’t seem to understand.
As they were heading to the parking lot after the game, he asked her how she enjoyed it.