Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver.
That changed one day when we were out for a ride with our three-year-old, Matthew. Seeing a teaching opportunity, I began quizzing Matthew about traffic lights.
“What does a red light mean?” I asked.
“Stop.”
“How about green?”
“Go.”
“And yellow?”
In his best impression of Daddy, Matthew bellowed, “Hang on!”
As summer drags on, more and more of us participate in the annual event known as summer vacation. Many vacations during the summer are taken at National Parks & National Forests, so I thought this joke was appropriate.
These are “actual” comments left on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips:
Florence Franklin of Peoria, IL, holds the record. As of Sept 12, 1992, Florence had over 200 pounds of callus (sheets of hardened skin) in her collection.”I shave it off people,” Florence told us. “They don’t mind. Some people even autograph the big pieces.”