After trying several times to locate a vein in my left arm, the technician applied a Band-Aid, and then inserted a needle into my right arm, drawing blood this time, and then put a Band-Aid on that arm as well.
A man graduated from veterinary school and then took a course in taxidermy.
The sign in front of his business reads, “Veterinarian/Taxidermist: Either way, you get your pet back”.
- Deputies: Stuffed taxidermists’ animals recovered (kansascity.com)
- Ironic Roadkill Taxidermy Explores Our Troubled Relationship With A Disappearing Natural World (fastcoexist.com)
- Exercise #44: The Hobby (cimmorene.wordpress.com)
During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we’d lost our map. The patrol navigator informed us, “Our odds are 1 in 360 that we’ll get out of here.”
“How did you come up with that?” someone asked.
“Well,” he replied, “one of the degrees on the compass has to be right.