Paint Ships

the Greek cruiser G.Averof
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Q: One ship full of red paint collided with another ship full of purple paint. Where are the crews thought to be?

A: Marooned.

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Balloon Boasting

flower
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Q: What did one balloon say to the other ?

A: My pops bigger than your pop.

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Small Pet

Hong Kong Newt (Paramesotriton hongkongensis),...
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A man walks into a bar with a little salamander-looking  creature in his hand. The barman looks at the creature and  asks the man what he calls it.

“Tiny” replies the man.

“Why’s that?” asks the bartender.

“Because he’s my newt!”

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