Paint Ships

the Greek cruiser G.Averof

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Q: One ship full of red paint collided with another ship full of purple paint. Where are the crews thought to be?

A: Marooned.

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Balloon Boasting

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Q: What did one balloon say to the other ?

A: My pops bigger than your pop.

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Small Pet

Hong Kong Newt (Paramesotriton hongkongensis),...

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A man walks into a bar with a little salamander-looking  creature in his hand. The barman looks at the creature and  asks the man what he calls it.

“Tiny” replies the man.

“Why’s that?” asks the bartender.

“Because he’s my newt!”

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Legal Navigation

A Sailboat on the waters of Sydney Harbour .

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A young attorney decided he needed a hobby. Since his associates talked incessantly about their sailing exploits, he thought he’d give it a try.

He went to the local boat show and asked a lot of questions. Everything seemed to be going well when he said, “How do you dock the boat?”

Ballet Lessons

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Q: Why did Sally give up on her ballet lessons?

A: Because they were too too difficult.

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Heavenly Meal

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Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.

After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs.   She was met by two of the Brothers.

Cold Sheep

Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture.

One day a shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut  across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn’t cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side.

“Look at that,” remarked Phil to Will. “That guy is trying to  pull the wool over our ice!”

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