Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
During a simulated attack, the participating soldiers practiced defensive moves against an imaginary enemy. The sergeant would broadcast what the enemy was doing and how the troops should react.
As he was barking out orders, he noticed that one recruit was standing in the middle of the operating area and wasn’t doing anything.
“You there,” shouted the sergeant, “the enemy is advancing, and your are caught in the crossfire. Action!”
My sister and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other.
One evening as I prepared for a date, I remarked, “I’m fat.”
“No, you’re not,” she scolded.
“My hair is awful,” I said.
“It’s lovely,” she encouraged.
“I’ve never looked worse,” I whined.
And she said, “Yes, you have.”
I learned a great marketing lesson from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer and a motor from me.
“Thanks,” he said as he loaded them up on his truck. “I’m planning to resell them.”
“Good luck,” I thought. I had been trying to get rid of them for months. But when I ran into him a few weeks later, he had sold everything.