- That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim?
- Oh, look, that women and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go introduce myself!
- His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I’m happy for them both.
- If he doesn’t let me hold the remote, I get all moody.
- He makes more money than I do, so I broke up with him.
During a playful argument, a man asked his wife why she married him in the first place.
“I was just stupid,” she teased. But when her husband said he was happy to hear that, she requested an explanation.
“People get divorced all the time because they fall out of love,” he said. “But I’ve never heard of anybody falling out of stupid.”
- I did not fall in love (ifimjuliet.wordpress.com)
An older couple raised ten children and had 20 grandchildren.
When asked how their marriage lasted so long, the wife replied, “We made a pact a long time ago. The one who decides to leave takes the kids.”
- Nine Secrets Happy and Lasting Marriage What is? (2) (socyberty.com)
- Checking In With the Sisters – 10 Tips to a Happy Marriage (5minutesformom.com)
- How Do Melanie and Antonio Keep Their Marriage Alive? (since1910.com)