Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
Marriage is natures way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.
Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
“The day before I die, I’d like to sell every piece we’ve got just to see how much it’s all worth.”
“But you couldn’t possibly know the day before you were going to die, so how could you sell it.”
Marriage is like a railroad sign… first you stop, then you look, and then you listen.
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