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Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work.
They accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold.
“We’re from out-of-state,” said the prospective groom. “Can we get a license?”
The clerk replied, “No, but I can give you a three-day permit.”
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
“I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said, “and this is going to cost you five grand!”
“I’m sorry, I’m really sorry,” the concerned golfer replied. “But I did yell ‘fore’.”
“I’ll take it,” the attorney said.