Cheap Travel

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A travel agent said to his customer, “I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks.”

“How come so cheap?” replied the customer.

The travel agent told him, “The days are July 11, 12 and 13. The nights are July 21 and 22.”

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The Only Thing You Have to Fear

Special thanks goes to dailycleanjokes.com visitor Merk Van for another great joke!

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It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.

“What happened?” asked a fellow camper.

“I was chased by a black snake!” cried the frightened Jed.

The camper laughed and retorted, “A black snake isn’t deadly.”