Cheap Travel

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A travel agent said to his customer, “I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks.”

“How come so cheap?” replied the customer.

The travel agent told him, “The days are July 11, 12 and 13. The nights are July 21 and 22.”

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The Only Thing You Have to Fear

Special thanks goes to visitor Merk Van for another great joke!

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It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.

“What happened?” asked a fellow camper.

“I was chased by a black snake!” cried the frightened Jed.

The camper laughed and retorted, “A black snake isn’t deadly.”

Aging Gracefully?

The American professional golfer Mark Calcavecchia

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An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?”

The old timer said, “I’m a golfer and that’s why I’m in such good shape.   I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.”

Termite at the Bar

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After a long day of work, a termite walks into a saloon and asks the person behind the counter, “Is the bar tender here?”

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Big Club

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A hunter on safari was walking through the jungle in Africa when he found a huge, dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it.

Amazed, he asked, “Did you kill that?”

“Yes,” the pygmy said proudly. “Why?”

The hunter asked, “How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?”

The pigmy said, “I killed it with my club.”

The astonished hunter asked, “How big is your club?”

Golf Rule Book Changes for Seniors

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RULE 1.a.  A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty.  The senior should not be penalized for uncontrollable mechanical phenomena.

24-Hour Service

Dry Cleaning Laundry

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Needing his clothes cleaned in a hurry, a traveler searched the small North Carolina town he was visiting until he found a sign which read: “Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service.”

He went inside, explained his needs, and said, “I’ll be back for my suit tomorrow.”

“Won’t be ready ’til Saturday evening,” replied the proprietor.

“But I thought you had 24-hour service,” the customer protested.