Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
A travel agent said to his customer, “I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks.”
“How come so cheap?” replied the customer.
The travel agent told him, “The days are July 11, 12 and 13. The nights are July 21 and 22.”
Special thanks goes to dailycleanjokes.com visitor Merk Van for another great joke!
It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.
“What happened?” asked a fellow camper.
“I was chased by a black snake!” cried the frightened Jed.
The camper laughed and retorted, “A black snake isn’t deadly.”
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An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?”
The old timer said, “I’m a golfer and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.”
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After a long day of work, a termite walks into a saloon and asks the person behind the counter, “Is the bar tender here?”
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A hunter on safari was walking through the jungle in Africa when he found a huge, dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it.
Amazed, he asked, “Did you kill that?”
“Yes,” the pygmy said proudly. “Why?”
The hunter asked, “How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?”
The pigmy said, “I killed it with my club.”
The astonished hunter asked, “How big is your club?”
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Needing his clothes cleaned in a hurry, a traveler searched the small North Carolina town he was visiting until he found a sign which read: “Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service.”
He went inside, explained his needs, and said, “I’ll be back for my suit tomorrow.”
“Won’t be ready ’til Saturday evening,” replied the proprietor.
“But I thought you had 24-hour service,” the customer protested.
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