Cheap Travel

Kashmir Travel (Photo credit: adrian, acediscovery)

A travel agent said to his customer, “I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks.”

“How come so cheap?” replied the customer.

The travel agent told him, “The days are July 11, 12 and 13. The nights are July 21 and 22.”

The Only Thing You Have to Fear

Special thanks goes to dailycleanjokes.com visitor Merk Van for another great joke!

Camping Accident - Image via Wikipedia

It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.

“What happened?” asked a fellow camper.

“I was chased by a black snake!” cried the frightened Jed.

The camper laughed and retorted, “A black snake isn’t deadly.”

Aging Gracefully?

The American professional golfer Mark Calcavecchia
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An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?”

The old timer said, “I’m a golfer and that’s why I’m in such good shape.   I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.”