Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, “Look at the window. There’s an old ghost’s face there!” The driver sped up, but the old man’s face stayed in the window. The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, “What do you want?”
Two guys walk into a bar. One of them turns to the other and says…
“You’d think we would have learned to duck by now.”
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A man took his girlfriend to her first college football game. They had really good seats, right above their team’s bench. As the game progressed, he tried to explain to her the different terminology and what was going on in the game, but she didn’t seem to understand.
As they were heading to the parking lot after the game, he asked her how she enjoyed it.