Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
Special thanks goes to dailycleanjokes.com visitor Merk Van for this great joke!
Recently, our 4-year-old son, Dana, went next door to play with his friend Dan. Dan’s father answered the door and asked, “Dana, have you had the chicken pox?”
“What?” asked our bewildered son.
“The chicken pox,” repeated Dan’s dad.
“Well,” replied Dana, “I don’t know ’bout a chicken box, but I have a bird feeder!”
Special thanks goes to dailycleanjokes.com visitor Merk Van for this great joke!
A little boy got on the elevator in the Empire State Building in New York City.
He and his daddy started to the top. The boy watched the signs flashing as they went by the floors: 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70.
They kept going, and he got nervous.
He took his daddy’s hand and said, “Daddy, does God know we’re coming?”
Special thanks goes to dailycleanjokes.com visitor Jeanne Nott for this great joke!
A blind guy walks into a bar. After ordering a drink, he announces in a loud voice, “Who wants to hear a blonde joke?”
Immediately he hears a voice right next to him say, “I am a 250 pound woman, who happens to possess a black belt in martial arts AND a blonde. The bartender is a muscular former Miss Colorado, and the bouncer is also a woman who weighs 500 pounds — all three of us are blondes. Do you still want to tell your joke?”
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