Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
A man was coming out of church one day. As usual, the preacher stood at the door to shake hands. When the man got to him, the pastor grabbed him by the hand, pulled him aside and said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
The man replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
The preacher questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
A few years ago we were desperately trying to sell our house, which was situated on a busy thoroughfare. Our real estate agent decided to have open-house inspection nearly every day to promote the sale. We instructed the children not to talk to anyone about the house.
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”
