Watch the Wall!

Spring Casket (Photo credit: ambergris)

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into the wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan and open the casket to find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years until she dies again.

Ethel’s Birthday

Waitress, Utah, 2008. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)I play pinochle regularly with seven other women, most of whom are 70 or older. Recently we celebrated the birthday of our oldest member by taking her out to lunch.

When the waitress came to take our order, one of the women said to her, “This is a very special occasion. It’s Ethel’s ninety-second birthday.”

The waitress made seven instant enemies and one fast friend by asking the question, “Which one of you is Ethel?”

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