Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
The seven-year-old boy informed his parents that part of his tooth had come out. They checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off.
Trying to lighten the moment, his mother turned to his father and asked, “What do you suppose the tooth fairy gives for half a tooth?”
“Nothing,” the boy replied, “She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.”
Two kids were looking carefully at bathroom scales on display at the store.
“Have you ever seen one of these?” one boy asked the other.
“Yeah, my mom and dad have one,” replied the other.
“What’s it do?” asked the first boy.
“I don’t know,” the second boy answered. “I think you stand on it and it either makes you mad or cry. At least, t
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APPETIZING: Any food advertised on TV.
BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic “Yuck” before a food is even tasted.
CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.
DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.
EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.
FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.
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Each day when I would come home from work I would drop to my knees and ask my 4-year-old son if he wanted to box. I wanted him to learn how to protect himself. We would spar around for a few minutes before supper.
One day my wife and I took our son to get new shoes. The shoe salesman was fiendly and allowed my son to try on several pairs of shoes before we decided on a particular pair that he liked. We asked if he wanted to wear them home and he replied, “yes”.
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JACK (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feed his new baby sister. After a while he asked, “Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”
MELANIE (age 5) asked her granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, “If you don’t remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”
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A few years ago we were desperately trying to sell our house, which was situated on a busy thoroughfare. Our real estate agent decided to have open-house inspection nearly every day to promote the sale. We instructed the children not to talk to anyone about the house.
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A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes.
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