World’s Largest McDonald’s

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Driving through Oklahoma, my husband and I went out of our way to stop at what was billed as the largest McDonald’s in the world.

However, we were less than thrilled when an employee addressed everyone over the intercom: “Attention, world’s largest McDonald’s customers…”

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Eating Healthy

Healthy Breakfast (Photo credit: SummerTomato)Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, bachelor John declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice.

But after eating his first bowl, he told his married sister, “I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It goes down real
rough.”

“Well,” she asked, “how long did you cook it?”

“You’re supposed to cook it?”

Calories That Don’t Count

List of U.S. state foods (Photo credit: Wikipedia)Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie counting principles. The following are calories that don’t count:

CUSTOM MADE FOOD

Anything somebody made “just for you” must be eaten regardless of the calories because to do otherwise would be rude. But don’t worry, because the calories don’t count.

FOOD EATEN QUICKLY

If you are rushed through a meal, the entire meal doesn’t count. Conversely, if you have ordered something fattening and now regret it, you can minimize its calories by gulping it down.