Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
Q: Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling jumpy.
During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a reporter: “Doctor, did you ever make a serious mistake?”
“Yes,” was the reply, “I once cured a millionaire in three visits!”
The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars.
However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave.
As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, “It’s nothing… just his cell phone.”
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Little Josh was brought to Dr. Gill cause he hadn’t eaten anything for days.
Dr. Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck.
He tried a little scolding. It didn’t work. A little pleading, to no avail.
Finally he sat down, faced the boy, looked him in the eye.
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“Mr. Sampson, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious patient as he handed him the bill. “You only have six months to live.”
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
Regaining his composure, the patient apologetically told his physician that he had no medical insurance. “I can’t possibly pay you in that time,” the patient informed the doctor.
When our local doctor began attending church services, the minister was delighted, and it wasn’t long before they were helping each other in their work, the minister referring people to the doctor, and vice versa.
One referral from the doctor called at the church office with a note prescribing the minister’s last four sermons. The minister was most pleased until he discovered that the patient’s problem was insomnia.
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat.
I hadn’t considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, “I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.”
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