Overdue Wedding Present

An ice cream maker. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Five years after my wife, Julia, and I were married, we received our final wedding gift – an ice-cream maker. In an attempt to cover procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a note: “I wanted to make sure the marriage would last.”

 

Julia wasn’t amused, but she thought the present deserved a thank-you note anyway, which she dutifully sent five years later.

 

Historical Arguments

50 years and never a cross word.... I Bet ! (Photo credit: Neil. Moralee)

A man complains to a friend, “I can’t take it anymore.”

“What’s wrong?” his concerned friend asks.

“It’s my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!”

“You mean hysterical,” his friend said, chuckling.

“No, I mean HISTORICAL,” the man insists. “Every argument we have, she’ll go “I still remember that time when you ….”

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