Watch the Wall!

Spring Casket (Photo credit: ambergris)

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into the wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan and open the casket to find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years until she dies again.

Temporary Marriage Permit

"MARRIAGE AND PISTOL LICENSE" office sign, Dekalb County, Georgia (United States) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work.

They accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold.

“We’re from out-of-state,” said the prospective groom. “Can we get a license?”

The clerk replied, “No, but I can give you a three-day permit.”

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