Individual Sermon

Cowboy (Photo credit: memekode)One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.

The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I’d feed him.”

So the minister began his sermon.

Honest Priest

Paris 2008 D8 - On the plane, on the ground (Photo credit: mercuryvapour)A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland said to the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well over the customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes, perhaps?”