Guardian Angel

The Guardian Angel (Photo credit: Wikipedia)A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, “If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Individual Sermon

Cowboy (Photo credit: memekode)One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.

The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I’d feed him.”

So the minister began his sermon.

Honest Priest

Paris 2008 D8 - On the plane, on the ground (Photo credit: mercuryvapour)A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland said to the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well over the customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes, perhaps?”

Ice Cream Prayer

Black sesame soft ice cream. in Kakunodate, Akita, Japan. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, “God is good. God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!”

Praying While Driving

prayer.. (Photo credit: aronki)

The adult Sunday school class was discussing formal and  informal prayer, when one man remarked, “I do some of my best praying while I’m driving.”

In a quiet voice, the man‘s wife agreed, “I, too, do my best praying while you’re driving.”

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Hypocrites

Reverend Lovejoy (Photo credit: Wikipedia)The preacher saw one of his parishioners at the store and asked him, “How come I never see you in church any more?”

“There are too many hypocrites there, Reverend,” responded the man.

“Don’t worry,” said the preacher. “There’s always room for one more.”

 

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The Power of Prayer

Power boat ride around Lunga, Argyll Scotland (Photo credit: Wikipedia)As the storm raged, the captain realized his sinking ship was going down fast.

He called out, “Anyone here know how to pray?”

One man stepped forward, “Aye, Captain, I know how to pray.”

“Good,” said the captain, “you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we’re one short.”