Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
Following the resurrection and disciples were still somewhat scattered about Jerusalem and the surrounding villages. John finds Peter and runs up to him. Excitedly he says, “Peter, Peter! I’ve got some good news and some bad news.”
Peter takes ahold of John and calms him down. “Take it easy, John. What is it? What’s the good news?”
John says, “The good news is Christ is risen.”
Peter says, “That’s great! But, what’s the bad news?”
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