This week, we’re going to give a nod to our friendly technology customer service specialists, otherwise known as “tech support“. Some of these may be old, but the principles still apply. Can we blame them for being frustrated and irate when they have to deal with issues like these?
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff,
eats your food,
uses your telephone,
takes your money,
and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.
A woman, her husband, and their three very active young sons were in their car waiting at a traffic light. The wife glanced over at the car next them, noticing a blissfully happy mother with her baby daughter.
Looking at her husband she said, “As soon as I lose my weight from the last baby, I want to try for a daughter.”