Your Funny, Clean Joke of the Day
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
“What are you going to do with the money?” asked the policeman.
“Well, I guess I’m going to get a driver’s license,” he answered.
“Oh, don’t listen to him,” yelled a woman in the passenger seat. “He’s a real smart-mouth when he’s been drinking.”
The adult Sunday school class was discussing formal and informal prayer, when one man remarked, “I do some of my best praying while I’m driving.”
In a quiet voice, the man‘s wife agreed, “I, too, do my best praying while you’re driving.”
For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver.
That changed one day when we were out for a ride with our three-year-old, Matthew. Seeing a teaching opportunity, I began quizzing Matthew about traffic lights.
“What does a red light mean?” I asked.
“Stop.”
“How about green?”
“Go.”
“And yellow?”
In his best impression of Daddy, Matthew bellowed, “Hang on!”
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, ”Look at the window. There’s an old ghost’s face there!” The driver sped up, but the old man’s face stayed in the window. The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, ”What do you want?”
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to swerve onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and made an obscene gesture at the woman.
For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver. That changed one day when we were out for a ride with our three-year-old. Seeing a teaching opportunity, I began quizzing him about traffic lights.
“What does a red light mean?” I asked.
“Stop.”
“How about green?”
“Go.”
“And yellow?”
In his best impression of his father, he bellowed, “Hang on!”
A travel agent said to his customer, “I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks.”
“How come so cheap?” replied the customer.
The travel agent told him, “The days are July 11, 12 and 13. The nights are July 21 and 22.”
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